American Toe

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Toe Factor: 6 (lots of room for a flute)

Overheard saying: “What’s my name…bitch”

Many of you know Allison Hannigan from Buffy. But she will always be the chick from American Pie who started every sentence with “this one time…at band camp.” Right there with Clueless and Fast Times in the Top 3 teen movies of all time, and still the number one film involving sodomized baked goods.

Here, she tugs playfully at her shorts as if to say “hey there big boy….” (that is a Eugene Levy quote from the film, ya dumbass). I know a lot of you are thinking that I am going to write some cliche like “I would like to play a little one-on-one with her” or “I would let her hold my ball”..but that would be too obvious, and it would reveal my secret about only having one testicle.

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