Hooters Toe

Toe Factor: 8 (Hooterrific)
Babe Factor: Trashy 5
Seen: Bending over to pick up the fork I intentionally knocked off the table.

God bless Hooters. It provides employment for all the trashy women who should be strippers, but just cant seem to pull the trigger. On the other hand, Hooters is one of the few American products that just does not translate well overseas. Granted, the Aussies and a couple of other countries would get it. Hell, the Aussies didn’t allow women into the bars until the 70′s. But I just don’t see a Hooters on the Champs Elysees in Paris or on Leicester Square in London. First of all, they don’t have enough boob jobs in those countries to staff the joint. Plus, the Frenchies would rather eat snails than buffalo wings. Is it me? Or is this woman’s toe a bit lopsided? The right lobe is swollen or something.

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