Camel Toe Luger

Toe Factor: 10 (says so right on the uniform)
Fear Factor: 10 AAAAAAHHHHHHH
Seen: Going back to his job at Home Depot with no
medal

First off, let’s be clear that the Winter Olympics consists primarily of hobbies for rich white people rather than athletics. I’m not saying that athletic skill isn’t required to perform these functions well…just that they are not sports. Take Luge, for example. When i was a kid we called this “sledding”. Aerodynamic helmets and titanium tobaggons aside, that is still what this is….a person, a sled, an incline and gravity.

“Hobby” status was confirmed when, during the opening ceremony, Bob Costas mentioned that one of the Irish Luger’s was also a javelin thrower in four Summer Olympic Games…this is just his “hobby”. Of course, the hobby/sport debate has no bearing on the fact that many of these events provide good Toe, mostly due to the confluence of space age uniform fibers and the hardening of the Camel Toe region due to cold weather.

Honey, get my sledge I’m off the the Winter Olympics, this time we will beat the Chinese in the Medal table, I have never see the guy from the local takeaway sledging, so I reckon I can whip their ass in this Hobby (sorry sport) I will be seen wearing my Camel Toe Report Know the Toe T-Shirt looking cool or cold , maybe I should add sweat shirts in the Camel Toe Store, See there is a entrepreneur in me, Donald Trump watch out.

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