Camel Toe Muscles from Brussels

Toe Factor: 7
Babe Factor: 3
Grand Slams: 3
One thing Justine will never be able to give me is a Henin-Hard on. She just doesn’t do it for me. At least, not when you compare her to some of the other women on Tour. Anna, a teenage Hingis, Bettina Bunge (an early 90s weapon), almost any of the many Russian teenagers now living at Bolleteri Tennis Academy. I think that Venus is beautiful too, in a very stately and dignified way…Venus will age incredibly gracefully and have a real presence and beauty forever. Serena, on the other hand, could crush an apple between her Camel Toe and could bench press one of the smaller former soviet states like Latvia or Belarus. Capriati was so cute when she was young but has turned overly jockish and manly. Somehow Tracy Austin looks better at 40 than she did at 15. Oh, why write anymore…no one watches the Australian Open anyhow.

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