Little Hussie with her honey pot

trashy

Toe Factor: 8
Babe Factor: 3
Seen: Food courts, arcades, Franz’s house
Favorite: Bon Jovi, Baraka

This little hussie is more woman than her 18 years would indicate. Do not be fooled by the 1989 acid-washed jeans. She only wears them because they have shrunken into a fine display case for her toe. This photo was taken just after she got off work at Chuck E. Cheese and drove over to meet her boyfriend at the pawn shop where he hopes to buy a cheap samurai sword to put on the wall next to his wrestling trophies. The vibrating pager is the only enjoyment she gets and sometimes found calling it from her cell. Why green, well I think its a way of proving that she still lives with a real man, like a honey pot the eye is drawn to it which could easily be mistaken for a quick look at her bulbous flange, before your eyes have moved away, he has you in a thumb lock face down on the floor.

Be warned, we call this one the Venus Fly Trap.

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