Lure Toe with a Hypnotic Incantation

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Toe Factor: 5

Babe Factor: Fishy 5
Seen: ESPN daytime fishing shows

I’m sure I don’t need to tell all of the self assured heterosexual men reading this, but for all the others, this woman is holding a giant Rebel Pop R lure, model # G254 in the green perch pattern. How do I know this? I met her prior to her meteoric rise to the pinnacle of outdoor expo/convention greeter star status. She was a cashier at one of those pay to fish lakes near my house. I was just making small talk with her one day, and I asked how the fishing was? Her response was shocking, and elicited a stirring in my lower extremities. She said, “Well if ya’ll wanna just get alota shakers, try twitching a chartreuse grub back in the coves, but if you wanna hang a hog, try flipping a jig and pig with a grape trailer into the stumps off the points”. It was like she was casting a Viagra induced Hypnotic incantation on me. I couldn’t take anymore, everything started going black with strobe flashes of her white Camel toe. And then her beau/cousin said “take a hike… city boy”.

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  1. as a keen fisherman, I see where you are coming from we have a little hottie which sells bait, she could sell me anything, great site love, the new camel toe blog

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