Ok The Beijing Camel Toe Olympics are Over

Toe Factor: 8 (Lovely Round Factor)

OK…the Beijing Camel Toe Olympics are over. Our USA gymnastics scored high on camel toes and low on points, Girls in our eyes you are all winners, you can’t help it if the world hates us, so wear your watch like a Gold medal, it might have been real if the judges were all British and American

Thank God, Now we can finally return to that quality NBC programming like Fear Factor and Weakest Link. But they wouldnt let us go without one more night of punishment. They had to bring back the Child of Light. But nothing sucked like KISS performing with Kristi Yamaguchi and Katarina Witt. What the hell was that? Then they wheeled out Earth Wind and Fire, Willie Nelson and countless other geriatrics. All I could think of was….It is 28 degrees. Unless they were offering lapdances, my ass would have been watching from a hotel room.

But here we have a final Toe offering. It is a shame that we will have to wait unit London 2012 for quality displays like this. But on the other hand, with photos like this on MSNBC and ESPN, our site has more competition than normal. Good riddance.

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