Oksana Baiul with Her Chihuahuas

Toe Factor: 5
Babe Factor: 7
Seen: cleaning sh*t from her dog bag

Here we see Russian figure skating champion and AA poster child Oksana Baiul after having her breasts replaced with Chihuahuas and her lovely Camel Toe. She decided that a more lively and interactive approach to her rack would help get her career back on track. Oksana had the misfortune of coming along after Russia and the eastern block no longer scared us so she never benefited from that sexy iron curtain chick thing that Katarina Witt (who, admittedly, was much hotter) rode to fame and fortune. And she was also overshadowed by America ’s own white-trash-a-thon that year. What ever happened to Jeff Gallooly? At best he has spent the last several years as a mortgage broker in the Pacific Northwest but most likely he’s working construction or in a mini market, going home most nights to pop in a betamax copy of his honeymoon romp with Tonya to relive the good old days.

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