Olympic Gymnastic Cameltoe

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Seen: With finger down throat to vomit that rice cake
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Without question, the worst sport in the Olympics is women’s gymnastics. First of all, they are not women. They are little girls. And there is nothing amusing about 14 year old girls ruining their bodies and self esteems just to get on a Wheaties Box every 4 years. Every single gymnastics coach is a child molester.

You can tell because they all have mustaches. But the worst part is that they pit the girls against each other. Have you seen the thinly veiled hostility in the fake hugs they give each other after a routine? Compare that to a true team sport like Basketball, Soccer or Volleyball. Those women actually like each other.

Gymnastics sucks. Dont get me started.

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  1. I 100% understand what you’re talking about with the veiled hostility after watching last night’s performances. Mainly Nastia Liukin and the horribly dirty looks she would give Shawn Johnson any time she did anything.

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