Red Bull Toe

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Toe Factor: 7 (but you are wide awake to notice it)
Babe Factor: 5&5 higher after a few red bull and vodkas 10&10
Seen: Raves and glam rock concerts
I am not sure how many of you have had the distinct pleasure of drinking several Red Bull and Vodkas. These ladies appear to be selling a cheap Czech version of Red Bull.Your buddy convinces you to try it by reading you the ingredients. They sound harmless. A little caffeine and sugar. So you order a couple. The next thing you know, you are closing the bar, and asking where the late night clubs are. Your friends that just drank regular booze are on their way to bed, and you feel like a lab rat that just got an 8-ball injection. Eventually, you wake up at 2PM spooning your new wife Tammy in a double-wide trailer on the outskirts of Vegas. This stuff is still legal. But I am convinced that we are 6-9 months from the first class-action lawsuit against the company that makes it. So keep your bar receipts to show the lawyers. I love the Bull almost as much as I fear the Bull.


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  1. I hate red bull, ended up with a few mingers(male and Female) @ closing time. it is the drinks of demons, Yes Im a woman with a camel toe not a drink problem. Miss Camel Tow

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