Tyra Banks is a beautiful woman by cameltoe

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Toe Factor: 6
Babe Factor: 10
Seen at: Runways, Schraeger Hotels, acting classes in

About 4 years ago, I was checking into a swanky hotel in San Francisco. All of a sudden, up walks Tyra Banks wearing sweatpants and no makeup, and still looking gooooooood. As I am finishing with the front desk guy, I think to myself, “say something clever..” So I turned to her as I left the desk, and said, “The answer is no….I will not sleep with you.” Ok…Ok. I didn’t say that. I said “I will be in room 618 whenever you are ready.” Ok, I didnt say that either. I ended up mumbling some inane blubber about how great she looked without makeup. Anyhow, she was very kind, and did not crucify me for my ham- handed line. She smiled at me and said, “That is very sweet. Have a great day.” So to repay her for her kindness, I put her image on a cheesy site about cameltoes. That should confirm for all of you that I suck. She is a beautiful woman, and I am a piece of human garbage.

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