Umbrella Toe, Know the Toe Sponsorship Plea

Toe Factor: 8 (nice outline, mediocre separation)
Babe Factor:
mildly moist
Favorite Movie:
Fast & the Furious (underrated)

Before I forget, when you watch “The Fast & the Furious”, you may notice that one of the cops is Ted Levine who plays Buffalo Bill, the creep from Silence of the Lambs…as in “Is she a big fat person?” That guy rules. But I digress. This toe is a walking billboard, as are most people associated with racing. I dont know what MS is…I assume it is not an ad for Multiple Sclerosis. We here at Cameltoe.org are getting into the racing advertising business, sponsoring some guy in a soapbox derby in the Midwest (dont get any ideas…it was a one-time thing). However, this photo made us realize that if more of you would buy our merchandise, we could afford to put a “Know the Toe” logo somewhere on this diminutive European daredevil. If 2/3 of our 300,000 weekly readers bought $10 worth of stuff from us, we could afford a 30 second ad on FOX during the Super Bowl. Just think how stupid and fun that would be. So lift your left asscheek, grab that wallet out of your pocket, blow the cobwebs off of your Discover card and order some stuff from us. Keep the dream alive.

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