Dr. Camel Toe

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Dr. Camel Toe
Toe Factor: 6
Seen: Running for his life outside Fenway Park.

Here we see a truly shameful picture of Sean Connery. Every day when Sean wakes up he should call the casting director for his first James Bond movie and say thank you. Think of what that person saved him from. There is simply not an acceptable explanation Mr. Connery could offer for why this picture exists.

He’s so hairy it’s hard to figure out the lines of demarcation between his bush, chest hair and ponytail. Sean here is stuck between being a female WWE wrestler and a cartoonish version of Burt Reynolds at his best. I know that this is heresy to a true James bond aficionado, but for my money I’ll take Roger Moore as 007 any day… I liked the humor he brought to the role, that wry and knowing grin that let the audience know that he was in on the joke.

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