FabiToe

fabiotoe

FabiToe
Toe Factor: 5 (You weren’t expecting much were you?)
Favorite Pastime: Shaving chest. Plucking eyebrows.

Fabio had his 15 minutes. They expired many years ago. Aside from appearing in “Dude, Where’s My Car” and appearing on over 250 romance novel covers, Fabio has done almost nothing noteworthy. Yet, almost everyone knows who he is. You have to give the guy credit.

But as with all who have seemingly sold their soul to Satan, Fabio finally got his comeuppance. In 1999, he was hit in the face by a goose while on the first ride of the Apollo’s Chariot roller coaster in Busch Gardens. Those types of things don’t happen to you unless you deserve them. If Fabio had stayed folding shirts at Jeffrey’s or spinning a whistle as a lifeguard, the karma gods would not have smacked him like this. And now, here he is getting mocked by a woman at a convention. Next stop? Porn.

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