Goldie Hawn

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Toe Factor: 8

It’s an impressive Camel Toe that’s still visible behind a shower curtain. Goldie Hawn is getting to the point where she shouldn’t be trying to be cute anymore, but it’s hard to shift gears from being a slightly older Suzanne Sommers to being a grandmother.

When I see Goldie Hawn I think to myself that I don’t really remember seeing her in a movie that I liked. Private Benjamin wasn’t really that funny. The recent stuff is unwatchable. And no matter how many times TNT tries to jam it down my throat, I will never like “Overboard” which leaves me overly bored. And how did Kurt Russell become a movie star? He really seems to lack charisma and for many years had an extreme mullet.

For a while he was the poor-man’s Jeff Bridges, then the poor-man’s Kevin Costner and now seems to be the guy who gets the roles that call for a 50 year old guy who hasn’t gotten fat. He and Goldie definitely seem like nice, grounded people, but I just don’t get the appeal of either. It would be nice if Goldie could be on this site the same week Kurt Russell is on www.mulletsgalore.com in an entry called “Direct To Video Mullet”.

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