Ms. Afghanistan 2003

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Toe Factor: 8

Babe Factor:7

Wow. This is a surprise. In over the years we’ve gone from the Taliban to the Toe-liban. This woman is not really that hot, but given the geopolitical backdrop she is impressive. She’s got a combination body… sort of the hourglass lean-but-un-muscular torso of the 1970s playboy bodies with the tightly-cropped/waxed Camel Toe region and fake rack of 2003.

In 2001, the last year the competition was held (2002 was canceled due to an “invasion”), the winner looked somewhat different… she wore a burka and had a bush that looked like an afghan blanket. In Iraq, when it was under Saddam’s rule, the men had a contest each year to search for the Shiite with the largest nut sack… the winner was declared the “Bag-daddy”.

We called Paul Bremmer to see if this wonderful Muslim tradition would continue under US supervision but he declined to comment.

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