Nutcrackers at Camel Toe, Sweet.

ballet

Toe Factor: 7

These two are on their toes for one reason: otherwise their genitals would be sweeping the floor. What’s particularly alarming is that I’m not sure if the dancer on the right is a man or a woman, if it is a woman then man what a camel toe, we would need to rank in in the biggest camel toe section alone with “Eddy is that you in there”

It seems to me as if there were ever a sport in which pants should be worn, it would be ballet. I’m not sure how this art form began, or why, but I wish it hadn’t. It’s not much fun to watch, and it has to be held responsible for the birth of Figure Skating….a birth which we lament elsewhere on this sight.

So, indirectly, this art form is responsible for John Tesh re-introducing us to the phrase &quote;triple sow cow&quote; every four years at the Olympics.

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