Stand By Your Camel Toe

countrysingerToe Factor:9 (Her tampons are trained in spelunking)
Favorite Movie: “Ya Ya…” all Southern women love Ya Ya

We have here a good example of the new generation of female country singers. When we were growing up, there wasn’t a single hot woman in country music. They all looked like truck drivers. Bad hair. Wide body. Terrible fashion.

The type of people that buy the cheese danish at 7-11. But now, country music has the hottest Camel Toe women of any musical genre. Faith Hill, Shania Twain, the Dixie Hicks and others are making me actually pause for a minute or two when flipping past CMT or some other country music channel. Country finally figured out that if the singer is hot, no-one cares how bad the music is.

Which still doesn’t explain that useless Joey Fatone (as in, he’s the “fat one” in the group) from N Sync. But that Fame show he hosts with Debbie Allen sure is compelling. Whooooooeeeeeee that is quality programming.

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