The Simple Camel Toe

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The Simple Camel Toe
Toe Factor: 9 (left lobe looks bigger. Kerry voter)
Favorite Drink: MojiToe (I apologize… that is lame)

Everyone loves to bag on Paris Hilton. No talent. Airhead. Born into money. Blah, Blah, Blah. Stop drinking the haterade. Every last one of y’all would trade places with her in a heartbeat. She is rich, hot and will never have to kiss anyone’s ass in her entire life. Can you say the same? If so, email us with a photo.

Anyhow, she was outstanding in the amateur grime which was apparently shot through “Silence of the Lambs” night vision goggles. She is so popular now that her loser parents got their own reality show which will disappear faster than Adrien Brody’s film career. We are big fans of The Simple Life as well, despite the presence of Nicole Richie. Is it me? Or does she look completely unrelated to Lionel Richie? Can I get a DNA test?

Yes, we know she was adopted.

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  1. [...] We are big fans of The Simple Life as well, despite the presence of Nicole Richie. Is it me?… Source: The Simple Camel Toe [...]

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