Agent Toe-dy Banks

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Toe Factor: 7 (unclear how much the pants are helping)
Seen: Basically nowhere since Law & Order

Angie Harmon (She now goes by Angie Sehorn) is the definitive hot smart chick. When she played the DA on Law & Order, it gave every overworked, underpaid law student hope of one day meeting someone other than the girl on graveyard shift at Kinkos.

She was discovered by David Hasselhoff on an airplane. Picture that conversation… “Hi, you probably know who I am. That’s right… Knight Rider. Well, I have this new show coming up called Baywatch that would be perfect for you.I just need to see how you look bouncing on a trampoline in a wet Speedo. Here is my address. Come by around 11 tonight.” Further proof that all good things come from David Hasselhoff.

Angie is now married to the most overpaid, overrated defensive back that ever wore a NY Giants uniform, Jason Sehorn. His career is cratering faster than Angie’s. But luckily for Jason, the TV networks will hire any white guy that played in the NFL to provide the ironically titled “color commentary”.

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