Camel Toe-ri Spelling

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Toe Factor: 8
Nepotoeism Factor: 10

Since Beverly Hills 90210 went off the air last year, business at the PEACH PIT has slumped. With Brandon (Jason Priestly) either in rehab at Promises in Malibu (where his roommate is A.J. from Backstreet Boys) or touring with Barenaked Ladies, Nat needed someone at the counter who could drive traffic and move some of his pies. Enter Tori Spelling, who was ’referred’ to Nat by her dad, the actual owner of the restaurant.
She beat out many other more qualified waitresses for the job. But that is what she does best. Luckily, Nat has a healthcare plan at the restaurant that will set aside 8% of her income for further cosmetic surgery. I love that she used to date the son of Telly Savalas (Kojak..for all you kids out there). I guess Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland and all the other loser sons of marginally talented fathers were already taken.

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