Cher-a-Toe

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Toe Factor: 8
Seen: Aspen, Rodeo Drive, seeking “life after love”.

It looks like she’s got a Sheraton Hotel in her Camel Toe! Many have queried as to why Sonny was first interested in Cher..that was, after all, before she had any plastic surgery and her face looked like some of Picasso’s cubist work. Here’s a theory: at 4’6″ Sonny was at the perfect height to scrutinize, appreciate and ultimately fall in love with her Toe. And, as we all know, that is the purest and most enduring kind of love.

That is, until the variety show is cancelled and your wife starts allowing Greg Allman to snort cocaine off the small of her back. Anyway, her Toe (and the body and voice attached to it) have had hits in four different decades and has acted wonderfully, the best example being in Moonstruck, so one has to admire her…a little.

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