Fast Camel Toes at Ridgemont High

phoebe
Toe Factor: 8 (it’s just a way of looking at that toe and saying, “hey bud, let’s party”)
Babe Factor: 10 (let’s keep the focus on Phoebe)

Well, alright Hamilton! We all know Judge Reinhold’s verdict here: GUILTY of TOE in the FIRST DEGREE. We here at The Camel Toe Report affirm the lower court’s decision unanimously. Phoebe made every male born between 1964 and 1971 to a family that kept Vaseline or Lubriderm under the bathroom sink get better acquainted with “Mr. Hand”.

I’d pay Dimone whatever he asked if he were scalping tickets to a Phoebe Cates Toe Exhibition circa 1982. We don’t mean to disrespect JJL, but let’s face it…anyone that Ratner can get isn’t worthy of too much discussion on a website as cheesy and prurient as ours, no matter how good of an actress she is. BTW, Phoebe still looks great, as anyone who has seen The Anniversary Party surely knows.

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