Jennifer CapriaToe

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Toe Factor: 8 (Camel toe enhanced by sweat)

Jennifer had a hell of a year, with 2 Grand Slams last year. However, here the former teen flameout and onetime pot-smoking kleptomaniac with black nail polish (who, at the time, felt she discovered Led Zeppelin for her generation) is sporting a camel toe that says “take this, dad, you overbearing ’tennis parent’…i’m broadcasting my goods to the free world and there’s nothing you can do about it”.

Her forlorn father can only sit and watch (on a plasma flat-screen TV that her childhood earnings bought for him).There’s no telling how good she could have been (maybe still can be) had her parents allowed her professional career to begin AFTER she learned to count.

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