Kylie MiTOEgue

kylie_minogue
Toe Factor: 3 (photo looks like it has been altered to enhance her Camel Toe )
# of Lip Enhancing Surgeries: 5

Kylie Minogue is a superstar in Australia and Europe. But Americans have never seemed to give a damn. Why have we Americans embraced chumps like Men at Work, Russell Crowe (the poetry-reciting brat) and Paul Hogan while remaining indifferent to this little strumpet?

And dont say it is because her music sucks, even though it does. Britney’s music sucks. Lenny Kravitz’ music sucks. But they are sexy people. But back to Kylie…My friend met her at a party, and says she is so short that she can’t ride most of the rollercoasters at Six Flags. I admire short people that become successful. Van Damme, Herve Villechaize, Robert Reich.

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