Spring Break Toe

springtoeToe Factor: 10
Beers/day: 10
Brilliance of creating “Girls gone Wild”: 10
Brilliance of getting Snoop Dogg to host “GGW”: 10

Spring Break is something that I will never get too old to enjoy watching on MTV. I fully expect to be watching it in diapers in an assisted living facility in 2044. I don’t even think that in college I’d have actually wanted to go to South Padre Island or Daytona Beach, but my vicarious pleasure in witnessing it never wanes. I particularly like it when MTV follows a group of guys and a group of girls for the week and chronicles their hook-ups, puking, body shots and other assorted activities.

Perhaps I like to picture the cubicle that these young scholars (usually from such academic stalwarts as Plymouth State or Northern Arizona University) will find themselves working from in less than six months? Perhaps it’s just garden variety horniness and liking wet T-shirts and 20 year old boobs and camel toe pull ups. Perhaps I enjoy how every year is the same and the experience isn’t actually real at all since all participants are playing the role of “spring break-er“.

MTV never seems to find anyone to profile who appears destined for an interesting future, so perhaps I enjoy watching their grand finale of youth… who knows? No sense thinking too hard about why it’s great, it just is. And this is a beautiful cameltoe, and who cares if she’ll be a receptionist at the office of her childhood dentist in Ohio in less than 90 days.

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