Toe Factor: 10 (in the name of all that’s holy!)
Seen: Every arena with more than 50,000 seats
Achtung Baby! Bono loves the fans. But in this concert, he REALLY appears to be enjoying himself. Do not get me wrong. I dig U2, particularly because they are Ireland’s single biggest export. But this is without precedent. I actually went to see U2 perform in 1983. I can recall telling my friend that they seemed too angry, and would never amount to anything. For the last 18 years, I have felt like an idiot for saying that. And now….I have a website that is devoted to genitalia. Who’s the loser now Bono? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Editor’s Note: After his performance at the Superbowl, The Camel Toe Report withdraws any future mocking of Bono. Outstanding show!







