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As our commander and chief says, there is “good” and there is “evil.” This is the former. When you’re fighting a war in the Middle East, where the battlefield is essentially a large beach, it makes sense to bring in top Camel toe fashion designers to consult with the pentagon on proper attire for our troops.

This is especially so in a post cold-war environment, where you can expect the impoverished Russians and tired-looking coalition partners to show up at the party wearing something uninspired. Here we see Brooke Burke in the new winter “Bin Laden” Collection, a joint venture between Raytheon and Yves Saint Laurent. It’s a look that says to Bin Laden and the Toeliban: “You’re so 2001.”

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