Melissa camel toe Hart

melissajoanToe Factor: 3 (barely a Camel Toe)
Seen at: Sky Bar, telling a guy “No, you cannot buy me a Mojito…and yes, they are real”

There are those that will tell you that Melissa Joan Hart has never been able to transcend her “Sabrina: the Teenage Witch” role. I dont really care about that. She is what the late, great Phil Hartmann would call “SASSY.”

If she were a ship in Great Britain, she would be the HMS Sassy. I love a woman that is not afraid to stick her ass out, tug suggestively at her bikini and look at you as if to say, “I’d show you my camel toe….if you weren’t a loser with a moderately funny camel toe web site that has hosting problems.”

Oddly, the hottie at Starbucks that sells me hot colored water for $3 gives me that same knowing glance. Don’t these women understand that when you need 600 gigs of throughput a month on cameltoe.org, it wears a man down? Can’t they love me for me?

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