Toe Factor: 8 (Lovely Round Factor)

OK…the Beijing Camel Toe Olympics are over. Our USA gymnastics scored high on camel toes and low on points, Girls in our eyes you are all winners, you can’t help it if the world hates us, so wear your watch like a Gold medal, it might have been real if the judges were all British and American

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Toe Factor: 10 (says so right on the uniform)
Fear Factor: 10 AAAAAAHHHHHHH
Seen: Going back to his job at Home Depot with no
medal

First off, let’s be clear that the Winter Olympics consists primarily of hobbies for rich white people rather than athletics. I’m not saying that athletic skill isn’t required to perform these functions well…just that they are not sports. Take Luge,

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Toe Factor: 6.5
Babe Factor: 8 (she would make me it to a camel toe if it was lower)
Seen: Shaving her back
Favorite Movie: Terminator 2 (Linda Hamilton…mmmmm)

Hey…I always wondered what happened to Joe from that show “The Facts of Life“. Is there anything at all sexy about this woman?

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Toe Factor: 8
Babe Factor: a Flexible 6
Seen: Crying, holding a bouquet of flowers, staring up at the scoreboard
Favorite Movie: Ice Castles (perhaps the worst ever)

Figure skating is pretty close to women’s gymnastics when it comes to Camel Toes and pissing me off. The scoring is so obviously biased (9.6, 9.6, 9.8, and a 7.5 from the Russian judge).

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Toe Factor: 0
Babe Factor: experienced 10
Toe Innuendo: 10
While technically not a Camel toe, we know you’ll forgive us for posting this. Here we can see the dramatic measures the LPGA is taking to distance

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Toe Factor: 7
Babe Factor: 3
Grand Slams: 3
One thing Justine will never be able to give me is a Henin-Hard on. She just doesn’t do it for me. At least, not when you compare her to some of the other women on Tour.

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Toe Factor: 7
Camel Toe’s state of mind: shocked

Sometimes you see a toe that is so compelling that you need to go in to examine it further. Unfortunately for the guy on the left, the urge struck him in a World Cup Football/soccer contest in front of tens of thousands of drunken fans and televised live to all of those nations who expect the World Bank to forgive their loans.

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Toe Factor: 8 (it looks like all bag)
Photo Caption: “Look at my eyes. Dont look down.”

Given that we are in the teeth of Toe Madness, we thought we would try to find some related Toe for you. We were frankly hoping for a Florida cheerleader or something.

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Toe Factor: 5
Babe Factor: 7
Seen: cleaning sh*t from her dog bag

Here we see Russian figure skating champion and AA poster child Oksana Baiul after having her breasts replaced with Chihuahuas and her lovely Camel Toe.

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Toe Factor: false 8
Babe Factor: 3 (you know you would, few beers and a bet)
Seen: Macdonald’s Drive thru

First thing that springs to mind is the fact that she is in the audience and not in some Oprah Show “Me and Anorexia” next is why is she at the front, the three women at the back are well pissed.

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