Archive for August 2008

Junior Mafia Toe aka Lil’ Kimal Toe

Toe Factor: 10 (this is strong… to very strong)
Babe Factor: 7
Seen: Getting robbed at JFK

Lil’ Kim is far too talented to continue to rely on her trashy image. Her early work with Biggie Smalls was legendary (“Get Money” is a classic….own it).

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Toebacco Road, God bless Tivo

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Toe Factor: 5 (nice keyhole)
Wuss Factor: 10
Favorite Duke Alum: Wojo

Here we have two of my favorite things in the world: The Cameltoe Report aka The Toe, and a crybaby Duke fan stepping up to the mike. God bless Tivo for making images like this possible.

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Lure Toe with a Hypnotic Incantation

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Toe Factor: 5

Babe Factor: Fishy 5
Seen: ESPN daytime fishing shows

I’m sure I don’t need to tell all of the self assured heterosexual men reading this, but for all the others, this woman is holding a giant Rebel Pop R lure, model # G254 in the green perch pattern.

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Maria Shara Camel Toe va

Camel Toe Factor:8
Babe Factor:7

This is a great Camel Toe shot. Something about a misaligned tan-line is very sexy. This generation of Russian/eastern-European Tennis pros has game. And I’m saying that without knowing the slightest bit about any of their tennis skills.

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Lance Toestrong Wannabe in Spandex

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Toe Factor: 7
Wannabe Factor: 10
Seen: Coffee shops, talking about Shimano Alivio Crank set

As horrifying as this may seem right now, fifteen years ago it was acceptable for anyone, no matter the figure, to wear Spandex or “biker” shorts during non-exercising activities.

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Camel Toe Bumper Sticker

This Bumper Sticker is the best revenge on all the cliché bumper stickers out there. Every time you see a “Shit Happens”, “Think Globally, Act Locally”, “Visualize World Peace” or “My brown-nosing little kid is marginally smarter than the other morons at Kennedy Elementary”,

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Private Energy, more fool me.

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Toe Factor:- T-Boy 0 + a swollen 7 + defined 8 + wide 5 + lopsided 5

Babe Factor:- drunken 5 + 7 + 6 + 7 + dirty 10

Seen:- therapist couch & casting couches across Amsterdam

I thought energy companies had become clever marketeers

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Umbrella Toe, Know the Toe Sponsorship Plea

Toe Factor: 8 (nice outline, mediocre separation)
Babe Factor:
mildly moist
Favorite Movie:
Fast & the Furious (underrated)

Before I forget, when you watch “The Fast & the Furious”, you may notice that one of the cops is Ted Levine who plays Buffalo Bill,

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Little Hussie with her honey pot

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Toe Factor: 8
Babe Factor: 3
Seen: Food courts, arcades, Franz’s house
Favorite: Bon Jovi, Baraka

This little hussie is more woman than her 18 years would indicate. Do not be fooled by the 1989 acid-washed jeans. She only wears them because they have shrunken into a fine display case for her toe. This photo was taken just after she got off work at Chuck E. Cheese

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Know the Toe Tee Shirts

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Lets face it…nothing says “I have arrived” like a Camel toe T-Shirt. If you are a woman,guys will see your KnowtheToe shirt, and instantly realize that, unlike your friends, you have a great sense of humor and joie de vivre. If you are a guy, women will see you in this shirt and recognize that you are a connoisseur of the finer things in life…a man not afraid to stop and appreciate a beautiful sunset…a man with a sense of aesthetics. Or they might think you are a jackass. But at least they will notice you.

What you do with the opportunity is really up to you.

These shirts are quality Cafe press T’s.

100% cotton, not that crap 50/50 polyester blend that clings to your nipples.

They are Natural, Ash Grey or Light Blue other colors are not available so don’t ask

Sizes are the usual: M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL, XXXXL.They run pretty big.

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