Toe Factor: 4 (not great toe, but cmon…)
Seen: Cirque de No Way

Starbucks and coffee have come a long way. We used to order coffee by saying “Coffee please”. Now we have to indicate size, type of milk used, and blend, all while speaking Italian.

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Sigrid and Jolie
Toe Factor: 18 (9×2)
Seen: Jolie’s basement, 2AM Thursday, photo by her brother Helmut

Sigrid and Jolie were the hottest girls in the class of 1992 at Hamburg High (Germany). To this day they like to get together and listen to Ace of Base in Jolie’s basement and talk about old times,

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Toe Factor:9 (Her tampons are trained in spelunking)
Favorite Movie: “Ya Ya…” all Southern women love Ya Ya

We have here a good example of the new generation of female country singers. When we were growing up, there wasn’t a single hot woman in country music. They all looked like truck drivers. Bad hair. Wide body. Terrible fashion.

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Toe Factor: 8 (with a 2 handicap for the far right one)
Seen: Pebble, Nantucket Golf, Winged Foot, Pinehurst

We were told that this Camel toe photo was taken at a charity golf tournament. Where does one find courses with trashy women such as these? Portland, Oregon?

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Toe Factor: 9

Babe Factor 10

Some of us have never seen this show, but that doesn’t hinder our appreciation for this specimen. The toe is highlighted by a bikini that looks like it’s made out of yarn or string and is some boner-inducing variety of macramé.

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Toe Factor: 9
Years to menopause: 9
Number of drinks when this photo was taken: 9 and a wee half

This is the LA that you don’t hear about on Entertainment Tonight. People who look like people on TV shows (like the facsimile of Kim Catrall on the right) but aren’t.

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Toe Factor: 10

This picture goes right to the heart of the changing of the guard in the Hamptons. The WASPy woman on the left is appropriately frumpy and ageless in the sense that you don’t know if she’s 28 or 44. She looks equally comfortable taking care of her horse or helping her oldest son fill out his Hotchkiss application.

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Toe Factor: 8

Babe Factor:7

Wow. This is a surprise. In over the years we’ve gone from the Taliban to the Toe-liban. This woman is not really that hot, but given the geopolitical backdrop she is impressive.

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Toe Factor: 9 (2….2…..2 toes in 1)
Seen: L.A…people like these only exist in L.A.

I am going to go out on a limb and suggest that the only heterosexual in this picture is the 2nd guy from the right. If you took the rest of them, and added a few costumes, you would have the Village People.

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Toe Factor: n/a
Seen: Olympic Beach Volleyball
Favorite Band: Phish, Ani DiFranco (but only when she’s pissed at her boyfriend)

At this point, you’re probably asking yourself, “Since when do wedgies pass for camel toes?” Truth is, they don’t. We just thought this was a great picture of a chick directing your attention toward her ass – something I firmly believe all chicks with a decent bumper ought to lend some serious consideration to.

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