Toe Factor: 6 (lots of room for a flute)

Overheard saying: “What’s my name…bitch”

Many of you know Allison Hannigan from Buffy. But she will always be the chick from American Pie who started every sentence with “this one time…at band camp.” Right there with Clueless and Fast Times in the Top 3 teen movies of all time, and still the number one film involving sodomized baked goods.

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My cameltoe isn't that bad

American actress Grammy Award Nominee, Hayden Leslie Panettiere, recently embarrassed her little doggy while out for a stroll in the park in New York when she allowed photographers to flash her lovely cameltoe for the world to see and admire.

Her poor little dog got very unhappy about how much attention her cameltoe was getting during the walk and went into a little doggy huff.  Fortunately Hayden Leslie Panettiere was able to give her little doggy lots of loving attention and very quickly her lovely dog forgave her for getting all the attention for flashing her lovely cameltoe

Let’s hope Hayden Leslie Panettiere keeps up her great work in helping to protect whales and dolphins around the oceans of the world.  Who knows, we might see her camel toe pics when she’s playing the role of a mermaid in a future movie.   Think she better get a dog sitter to look after her lovely little dog next time she poses for publicity pics.

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Madonna - Queen of Cameltoes

Queen of Rock and Roll, Madonna, can still excite music fans of all ages as she recently performed in her sell out Sticky and Sweet tour around the USA and Europe.  And Madonna is still the queen of cameltoes in the music industry.

A week after turning 50 years old, when most of her peers would still be shaking off a hangover, the untiring pop star performed 51 shows across Europe and America.

However, for many Madonna fans, the highlight of her Sticky and Sweet music concerts was not Madonna singing and promoting her recent album, Hard Candy, but when she was strutting around the stage in a Givenchy-designed one-piece, fishnets and knee high boots flashing her mature cameltoe to all her music fans.

Well done to Madonna for showing her fans that even at the ripe age of 50 years old the Queen of Rock and Roll still sports a perfect shaped cameltoe which singers half of her age would be proud to flash.

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Heidi Klum cameltoe performance of 2008

Bet all cameltoe fans around the globe wish they were attending the recent Victoria’s Secret 2008 Fashion show in Miami Beach Florida.  Especially with tickets in the front row overlooking the Fashion show catwalk.  To watch Heidi Klum make the camel toe performance of 2008 when modelling a sexy lingerie outfit on the catwalk at the Fashion show in the Sunshine state of Florida.  Bet the temperature was trully sizzling when Heidi made her cameltoe starring walk down the catwalk.  A REAL treat for cameltoe fans around the world.

What a world class cameltoe performance by this highly talended model, actress, Tv presenter, business women, fashion designer, television presenter, artist and part-time singer.  A REAL American female STAR.  A trully talented and very sexy lady with a delicous cameltoe.

Let’s hope she makes many more camel toe star studded performannces on the fashion show catwalks in 2009.  I’ll be booking front row tickets for her next cameltoe performance.

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Having see a lot of reviews on the movie “The Unborn” I hear the best part of the film is Odette Yustman’s Camel Toe. Odette walks around in white panties and short tank top for around 10 minutes, in a way to stop you falling asleep, but then BANG, CAMEL TOE and when we say CAMEL TOE we mean a 5 second blatant shot of Odette Yustmans Camel Toe, this could be a new trick for Directors to draw your attention back to the movie.

If anyone has the camel toe picture of the shot in question, please feel free to send it to us toes2you@cameltoe.org

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I have shocked the staff at The Camel Toe Report, by sacking our long time serving photographer Lyle, after blagging a couple of tickets to the Beijing 2008 Olympics, then sneaking him in through the trades man entrance, he is caught by NBC trying to catch Nastia moving her hands to get a quick swatch of her bulge but there is a few thing which annoy me here.

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Patriotoesm Factor: 10

As our commander and chief says, there is “good” and there is “evil.” This is the former. When you’re fighting a war in the Middle East, where the battlefield is essentially a large beach, it makes sense to bring in top Camel toe fashion designers to consult with the pentagon on proper attire for our troops.

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Toe Factor: 5 (not great camel toe, but a lovely photo)
Favorite Movie: Any Teen Slasher Garbage

Sarah Michelle Gellar is excellent. We all like to pretend we haven’t seen her films (”Scream 2″, “I Know What Camp You Attended Last Summer”, etc) cause they are generally frivolous, and by watching them, we reveal our own frivolity. Wasn’t that deep? I thought so.

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Toe Factor: 3 (barely a Camel Toe)
Seen at: Sky Bar, telling a guy “No, you cannot buy me a Mojito…and yes, they are real”

There are those that will tell you that Melissa Joan Hart has never been able to transcend her “Sabrina: the Teenage Witch” role. I dont really care about that. She is what the late, great Phil Hartmann would call “SASSY.”

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Toe Factor: 10 (in the name of all that’s holy!)
Seen: Every arena with more than 50,000 seats

Achtung Baby! Bono loves the fans. But in this concert, he REALLY appears to be enjoying himself. Do not get me wrong. I dig U2, particularly because they are Ireland’s single biggest export. But this is without precedent.

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