Heidi Klum cameltoe performance of 2008

Bet all cameltoe fans around the globe wish they were attending the recent Victoria’s Secret 2008 Fashion show in Miami Beach Florida.  Especially with tickets in the front row overlooking the Fashion show catwalk.  To watch Heidi Klum make the camel toe performance of 2008 when modelling a sexy lingerie outfit on the catwalk at the Fashion show in the Sunshine state of Florida.  Bet the temperature was trully sizzling when Heidi made her cameltoe starring walk down the catwalk.  A REAL treat for cameltoe fans around the world.

What a world class cameltoe performance by this highly talended model, actress, Tv presenter, business women, fashion designer, television presenter, artist and part-time singer.  A REAL American female STAR.  A trully talented and very sexy lady with a delicous cameltoe.

Let’s hope she makes many more camel toe star studded performannces on the fashion show catwalks in 2009.  I’ll be booking front row tickets for her next cameltoe performance.

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Having see a lot of reviews on the movie “The Unborn” I hear the best part of the film is Odette Yustman’s Camel Toe. Odette walks around in white panties and short tank top for around 10 minutes, in a way to stop you falling asleep, but then BANG, CAMEL TOE and when we say CAMEL TOE we mean a 5 second blatant shot of Odette Yustmans Camel Toe, this could be a new trick for Directors to draw your attention back to the movie.

If anyone has the camel toe picture of the shot in question, please feel free to send it to us toes2you@cameltoe.org

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Patriotoesm Factor: 10

As our commander and chief says, there is “good” and there is “evil.” This is the former. When you’re fighting a war in the Middle East, where the battlefield is essentially a large beach, it makes sense to bring in top Camel toe fashion designers to consult with the pentagon on proper attire for our troops.

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Toe Factor: 10
Beers/day: 10
Brilliance of creating “Girls gone Wild”: 10
Brilliance of getting Snoop Dogg to host “GGW”: 10

Spring Break is something that I will never get too old to enjoy watching on MTV. I fully expect to be watching it in diapers in an assisted living facility in 2044. I don’t even think that in college I’d have actually wanted to go to South Padre Island or Daytona Beach, but my vicarious pleasure in witnessing it never wanes. I particularly like it when MTV follows a group of guys and a group of girls for the week and chronicles their hook-ups, puking, body shots and other assorted activities.

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Toe Factor: 4

What is it about the Chevy Corvette that has attracted more cheese than any other sports car out there? Carlisle, PA is a town in SE Pennsylvania, not far from Harrisburg (which is the state capital only because a long time ago the Redcoats controlled Philadelphia).

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Naomi Campbell
Toe Factor: 6 (I was frankly expecting more)
Favorite Drink: POM (until they go Chap 11 next month)

Naomi Campbell is one of those supermodels that everyone loves to hate. She has a temper. She expects to be treated like a queen. And why the hell not? If any of you saw the Victoria’s Secret fashion show this year (and something tells me our readers may have tuned in), she was hands-down the hottest woman on the runway.

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Dr. Camel Toe
Toe Factor: 6
Seen: Running for his life outside Fenway Park.

Here we see a truly shameful picture of Sean Connery. Every day when Sean wakes up he should call the casting director for his first James Bond movie and say thank you. Think of what that person saved him from. There is simply not an acceptable explanation Mr. Connery could offer for why this picture exists.

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Toe Factor: 8

Babe Factor:7

Wow. This is a surprise. In over the years we’ve gone from the Taliban to the Toe-liban. This woman is not really that hot, but given the geopolitical backdrop she is impressive.

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Toe Factor: 6.5
Babe Factor: 8 (she would make me it to a camel toe if it was lower)
Seen: Shaving her back
Favorite Movie: Terminator 2 (Linda Hamilton…mmmmm)

Hey…I always wondered what happened to Joe from that show “The Facts of Life“. Is there anything at all sexy about this woman?

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Toe Factor: 5

Babe Factor: Fishy 5
Seen: ESPN daytime fishing shows

I’m sure I don’t need to tell all of the self assured heterosexual men reading this, but for all the others, this woman is holding a giant Rebel Pop R lure, model # G254 in the green perch pattern.

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