Female Model camel toes

Private Energy, more fool me.

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Toe Factor:- T-Boy 0 + a swollen 7 + defined 8 + wide 5 + lopsided 5

Babe Factor:- drunken 5 + 7 + 6 + 7 + dirty 10

Seen:- therapist couch & casting couches across Amsterdam

I thought energy companies had become clever marketeers

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Umbrella Toe, Know the Toe Sponsorship Plea

Toe Factor: 8 (nice outline, mediocre separation)
Babe Factor:
mildly moist
Favorite Movie:
Fast & the Furious (underrated)

Before I forget, when you watch “The Fast & the Furious”, you may notice that one of the cops is Ted Levine who plays Buffalo Bill,

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Red Bull Toe

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Toe Factor: 7 (but you are wide awake to notice it)
Babe Factor: 5&5 higher after a few red bull and vodkas 10&10
Seen: Raves and glam rock concerts
I am not sure how many of you have had the distinct pleasure of drinking several Red Bull and Vodkas.

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Tyra Banks is a beautiful woman by cameltoe

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Toe Factor: 6
Babe Factor: 10
Seen at: Runways, Schraeger Hotels, acting classes in

About 4 years ago, I was checking into a swanky hotel in San Francisco. All of a sudden, up walks Tyra Banks wearing sweatpants and no makeup, and still looking gooooooood. As I am finishing with the front desk guy, I think to myself, “say something clever..

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Vlad’s Gonna impale her

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Toe Factor:5
Babe Factor: 7
Seen: Picking a sensible rocking chair for her new 56 year old husband, and shouting “Im not a gold digger its true love”

I once had a coffee table which formed the same weird shape which Alina Kabaeva has managed to achieve with years of training, it also has a knot of wood sticking up in the wrong place dead center, exactly where you would place and ashtray, the salesman assured me that is was a feature and not a flaw. So after burning out three Black and decker sanders on this impulse buy, the knot of wood had now become more of a log and looks more like Picasso has had a bash at furniture design.

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“Toe Canada” (sung to “Oh Canada”)

Toe Factor: 10
Babe Factor: 10 again
Seen: On a boat saving the seals

I’m glad that NAFTA included Canada… that way this beauty can enter the country without paying a Toeriff. It’s about time Canada started stepping up their game… they’ll have to produce a lot more of these to make up for sending us Tom Green,

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New England Toe

Toe Factor: 7 (I need 12 beeahs in me just to look)
Babe Factor: (5+3+8)
Seen: Candlepin Bowling or

This photo explains why Baywatch was shot in California, not in Boston. The one on the left is decent, and probably talks dirty during sex. She is likely from the large Portuguese community near Hartford and went to CCSU (Central Conn. St.)

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Talkie Toe

cheerleaderToe Factor: 7
Babe Factor: 8
Seen at: Truck Feast hanging out a big rigs window

This hottie looks a little bit like Elizabeth Berkeley from SAVED BY THE BELL and, of course, SHOWGIRLS. I’m not sure what the 1992 World Bowl is but from the signature/logo it might actually have been an international cameltoe tournament.

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