Toe Factor: 6 (lots of room for a flute)

Overheard saying: “What’s my name…bitch”

Many of you know Allison Hannigan from Buffy. But she will always be the chick from American Pie who started every sentence with “this one time…at band camp.” Right there with Clueless and Fast Times in the Top 3 teen movies of all time, and still the number one film involving sodomized baked goods.

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Heidi Klum cameltoe performance of 2008

Bet all cameltoe fans around the globe wish they were attending the recent Victoria’s Secret 2008 Fashion show in Miami Beach Florida.  Especially with tickets in the front row overlooking the Fashion show catwalk.  To watch Heidi Klum make the camel toe performance of 2008 when modelling a sexy lingerie outfit on the catwalk at the Fashion show in the Sunshine state of Florida.  Bet the temperature was trully sizzling when Heidi made her cameltoe starring walk down the catwalk.  A REAL treat for cameltoe fans around the world.

What a world class cameltoe performance by this highly talended model, actress, Tv presenter, business women, fashion designer, television presenter, artist and part-time singer.  A REAL American female STAR.  A trully talented and very sexy lady with a delicous cameltoe.

Let’s hope she makes many more camel toe star studded performannces on the fashion show catwalks in 2009.  I’ll be booking front row tickets for her next cameltoe performance.

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Having see a lot of reviews on the movie “The Unborn” I hear the best part of the film is Odette Yustman’s Camel Toe. Odette walks around in white panties and short tank top for around 10 minutes, in a way to stop you falling asleep, but then BANG, CAMEL TOE and when we say CAMEL TOE we mean a 5 second blatant shot of Odette Yustmans Camel Toe, this could be a new trick for Directors to draw your attention back to the movie.

If anyone has the camel toe picture of the shot in question, please feel free to send it to us toes2you@cameltoe.org

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Toe Factor: 5 (not great camel toe, but a lovely photo)
Favorite Movie: Any Teen Slasher Garbage

Sarah Michelle Gellar is excellent. We all like to pretend we haven’t seen her films (”Scream 2″, “I Know What Camp You Attended Last Summer”, etc) cause they are generally frivolous, and by watching them, we reveal our own frivolity. Wasn’t that deep? I thought so.

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Toe Factor: 3 (barely a Camel Toe)
Seen at: Sky Bar, telling a guy “No, you cannot buy me a Mojito…and yes, they are real”

There are those that will tell you that Melissa Joan Hart has never been able to transcend her “Sabrina: the Teenage Witch” role. I dont really care about that. She is what the late, great Phil Hartmann would call “SASSY.”

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Toe Factor: 8
Seen: Aspen, Rodeo Drive, seeking “life after love”.

It looks like she’s got a Sheraton Hotel in her Camel Toe! Many have queried as to why Sonny was first interested in Cher..that was, after all, before she had any plastic surgery and her face looked like some of Picasso’s cubist work. Here’s a theory: at 4′6″ Sonny was at the perfect height to scrutinize, appreciate and ultimately fall in love with her Toe. And, as we all know, that is the purest and most enduring kind of love.

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Toe Factor: 7 (unclear how much the pants are helping)
Seen: Basically nowhere since Law & Order

Angie Harmon (She now goes by Angie Sehorn) is the definitive hot smart chick. When she played the DA on Law & Order, it gave every overworked, underpaid law student hope of one day meeting someone other than the girl on graveyard shift at Kinkos.

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Toe Factor: 6 (texture of fabric may be deceiving but still a great camel toe)
Best Comedy Bit: The Spartan Cheerleaders on SNL

Cheri O’Teri is hilarious. Her work with Will Ferrell on SNL was genius and the show has gone down the tubes since they left. Here we see Cheri going into the “Dumb and Dumberer” premiere in Hollywood.

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Toe Factor: 8
This is Jamie Lee Curtis playing a sloppy-toed aerobics instructor in “Perfect”, which co-starred Travolta before Tarantino saved his career only to let him embarrass himself by becoming a Scientologist. We’re not sure if this photo confirms or dispels the rumor that Jamie is a hermaphrodite with her very own Fish Called Wanda.

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Toe Factor: 8 (it’s just a way of looking at that toe and saying, “hey bud, let’s party”)
Babe Factor: 10 (let’s keep the focus on Phoebe)

Well, alright Hamilton! We all know Judge Reinhold’s verdict here: GUILTY of TOE in the FIRST DEGREE. We here at The Camel Toe Report affirm the lower court’s decision unanimously. Phoebe made every male born between 1964 and 1971 to a family that kept Vaseline or Lubriderm under the bathroom sink get better acquainted with “Mr. Hand”.

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