Female Movie Stars

Lindsay Toehan

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Toe Factor: 7

Never in history has someone gone from adorable to adwhorable faster than Miss Lohan. How can the woman pictured in this  Camel Toe photo, who dates the cheesy guy from That 70s Show whose name isn’t Ashton, be only six years removed from the girl who starred as twins in THE PARENT TRAP?

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Goldie Hawn

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Toe Factor: 8

It’s an impressive Camel Toe that’s still visible behind a shower curtain. Goldie Hawn is getting to the point where she shouldn’t be trying to be cute anymore, but it’s hard to shift gears from being a slightly older Suzanne Sommers to being a grandmother.

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Junior Mafia Toe aka Lil’ Kimal Toe

Toe Factor: 10 (this is strong… to very strong)
Babe Factor: 7
Seen: Getting robbed at JFK

Lil’ Kim is far too talented to continue to rely on her trashy image. Her early work with Biggie Smalls was legendary (“Get Money” is a classic….own it).

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Tyra Banks is a beautiful woman by cameltoe

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Toe Factor: 6
Babe Factor: 10
Seen at: Runways, Schraeger Hotels, acting classes in

About 4 years ago, I was checking into a swanky hotel in San Francisco. All of a sudden, up walks Tyra Banks wearing sweatpants and no makeup, and still looking gooooooood. As I am finishing with the front desk guy, I think to myself, “say something clever..

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Talkie Toe

cheerleaderToe Factor: 7
Babe Factor: 8
Seen at: Truck Feast hanging out a big rigs window

This hottie looks a little bit like Elizabeth Berkeley from SAVED BY THE BELL and, of course, SHOWGIRLS. I’m not sure what the 1992 World Bowl is but from the signature/logo it might actually have been an international cameltoe tournament.

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