I have shocked the staff at The Camel Toe Report, by sacking our long time serving photographer Lyle, after blagging a couple of tickets to the Beijing 2008 Olympics, then sneaking him in through the trades man entrance, he is caught by NBC trying to catch Nastia moving her hands to get a quick swatch of her bulge but there is a few thing which annoy me here.

Toe Factor: 8
Nepotoeism Factor: 10

Since Beverly Hills 90210 went off the air last year, business at the PEACH PIT has slumped. With Brandon (Jason Priestly) either in rehab at Promises in Malibu (where his roommate is A.J. from Backstreet Boys) or touring with Barenaked Ladies, Nat needed someone at the counter who could drive traffic and move some of his pies. Enter Tori Spelling, who was ’referred’ to Nat by her dad, the actual owner of the restaurant.

The Simple Camel Toe
Toe Factor: 9 (left lobe looks bigger. Kerry voter)
Favorite Drink: MojiToe (I apologize… that is lame)

Everyone loves to bag on Paris Hilton. No talent. Airhead. Born into money. Blah, Blah, Blah. Stop drinking the haterade. Every last one of y’all would trade places with her in a heartbeat. She is rich, hot and will never have to kiss anyone’s ass in her entire life. Can you say the same? If so, email us with a photo.

Toe Factor: 9

I don’t know what is more remarkable: that Regis could replace Kathie Lee with someone even more banal and vapid or that he could do so and continue to stay on the air. Sometimes while channel-surfing I find myself rubbernecking on this show… and rubbernecking is exactly what it is.

Camel Toe-stess with the Mostess
Toe Factor: 6
Seen: Trying on knee pads at Sports Chalet

It used to be that the best part of not living in Los Angeles was that you didn’t have to listen to Jillian Barberie. But now someone at Fox has decided to elevate the national profile of this motor-mouthed weather girl…

Toe Factor: 9

Some of us have never seen this show, but that doesn’t hinder our appreciation for this specimen. The toe is highlighted by a bikini that looks like it’s made out of yarn or string and is some boner-inducing variety of macramé.

Toe Factor: 9 (2….2…..2 toes in 1)
Seen: L.A…people like these only exist in L.A.

I am going to go out on a limb and suggest that the only heterosexual in this picture is the 2nd guy from the right. If you took the rest of them, and added a few costumes, you would have the Village People.

Toe Factor: n/a
Seen: Olympic Beach Volleyball
Favorite Band: Phish, Ani DiFranco (but only when she’s pissed at her boyfriend)

At this point, you’re probably asking yourself, “Since when do wedgies pass for camel toes?” Truth is, they don’t. We just thought this was a great picture of a chick directing your attention toward her ass - something I firmly believe all chicks with a decent bumper ought to lend some serious consideration to.

Toe Factor: 5
Overheard Asking: “Can I Supersize the Grand Slam?”
Seen: Using the bars in the handicap stall for support while taking a dump

Toe Factor: 7

These two are on their toes for one reason: otherwise their genitals would be sweeping the floor. What’s particularly alarming is that I’m not sure if the dancer on the right is a man or a woman, if it is a woman then man what a camel toe,