Toe Factor: 10 (the outline of the crown is sturdy)
Favorite Movie: The Crying Game

I guess with his return to just being called Prince, he could be called The Artist Formerly Known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince. I ran into him once in a nightclub in NYC a few years ago. The guy is so short, he could check Patrick Ewing for dingleberries without even crouching over. Maybe 5′4″.

FabiToe
Toe Factor: 5 (You weren’t expecting much were you?)
Favorite Pastime: Shaving chest. Plucking eyebrows.

Fabio had his 15 minutes. They expired many years ago. Aside from appearing in “Dude, Where’s My Car” and appearing on over 250 romance novel covers, Fabio has done almost nothing noteworthy. Yet, almost everyone knows who he is. You have to give the guy credit.

Dr. Camel Toe
Toe Factor: 6
Seen: Running for his life outside Fenway Park.

Here we see a truly shameful picture of Sean Connery. Every day when Sean wakes up he should call the casting director for his first James Bond movie and say thank you. Think of what that person saved him from. There is simply not an acceptable explanation Mr. Connery could offer for why this picture exists.

Toe Factor: false 8
Babe Factor: 3 (you know you would, few beers and a bet)
Seen: Macdonald’s Drive thru

First thing that springs to mind is the fact that she is in the audience and not in some Oprah Show “Me and Anorexia” next is why is she at the front, the three women at the back are well pissed.