Male Singers

U-Toe

bonoToe Factor: 10 (in the name of all that’s holy!)
Seen: Every arena with more than 50,000 seats

Achtung Baby! Bono loves the fans. But in this concert, he REALLY appears to be enjoying himself. Do not get me wrong. I dig U2, particularly because they are Ireland’s single biggest export. But this is without precedent.

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The Toe Formerly Known as Prince

princeToe Factor: 10 (the outline of the crown is sturdy)
Favorite Movie: The Crying Game

I guess with his return to just being called Prince, he could be called The Artist Formerly Known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince. I ran into him once in a nightclub in NYC a few years ago. The guy is so short, he could check Patrick Ewing for dingleberries without even crouching over. Maybe 5’4″.

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Iggy Stop

iggypop
Toe Factor: 5
Seen: unfortunately

Here, aging punk icon Iggy Pop performs at the Garage festival in NY. Come on, dude. Put on a shirt. The cottage cheese shoulder. The wrinkled gut. The tight jeans. That ain’t right. When you turn 50, you relinquish the right to remove your shirt in public.

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Cabo Toe or Micheal Jackson

Toe Factor: 8
Babe Factor: 5
if you like that type of thing.
Seen: 18 to 30 Club Holiday trying to mix with the young of the world, or Micheal Jackson look a look a like picking up first place in

This guy and his gal have more problems ’south of the border’ than Mexican President Vicente Fox does, and that’s saying something considering he’s dealing with 25% unemployment and an overall state of lawlessness and corruption.

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