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Embarressed flashing your cameltoe in public? Read tips on how to hide your cameltoes

Suddenly realizing that you’re sporting a camel toe can be pretty embarrassing. Camel toes, also known as “frontal wedgies” or “zipper muffins,” are most often seen when a sexy woman wears a VERY tight-fitting pair of jeans or sports clingy fabric in the form of a bikini or swim suite or very tight bicycle shorts. Sporting a camel toe isn’t the end of the world, especially if you identify it quickly and do something about it. So say all of us at Cameltoe.org.  We all just LOVE to view stunning girls and sexy ladies flashing their cameltoes!!!


Lessons on how to avoid flashing your cameltoe in public

Remove camel toe manually by hooking your thumb into the zipper area or base of the crotch. Apply pressure against the thumb and index finger and gently pull down the inseam. Adjust the legs of your pants or undies to create more wiggle room.

Tackle the easy-to-remove camel toe created by a short pair of shorts by turning away from the crowd and pulling the fabric from your crotch area. Keep in mind, short shorts are hot, but not if you have to keep pulling fabric out of your most personal crevices.

Excuse yourself from the crowd and head for the bathroom if you’ve got to remove a camel toe lodged into a pair of heavy denim jeans. Pull down your pants and readjust the waistline to sit lower on your hips to remove said toe.

Stop by a department store and pick up a pair of underwear. Just because Britney leaves her drawers behind doesn’t mean it’s for everyone. Prevent camel toes from returning by wearing a flattering pair of panties. Remember, high inseam pants plus exposed private parts may be a formula for a nasty infection or irritation.

Tie a sweatshirt or sweater around your waist and let the arms fall around the front of your hips. Remember, some camel toes will continue to appear if you’re not wearing underwear or you’re wearing pants with a high inseam. If you can’t handle the toe, cover it up and toss those pants as soon as you get home.

Surround yourself with friends who are honest enough to tell you when you’re sporting a camel toe. These are often the same confidantes who will tell you when something is hanging out of your nose.

Never grab your crotch in public. If you’re going to dig out that camel toe, go to the bathroom, hide behind a bush or walk around to the back of the building. Some people might mistake your camel toe removal efforts for an obscene gesture.

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Designer Beaver or is it a Cameltoe

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One of our fan’s sent this picture in, she said she had seen it on Paris Hilton’s UK friend (click to see the video) and thought it was the next big accessories every IT Girl must have, saves having a small rat dog shitting in your designer handbag as well, great secret Santa for all the office staff

I had a good look around the site and found the product designer is a guy called Shed Simove (click to read more)and he has written a book on all his weird and wacky ideas, I would highly recommend it, I got mine signed its called “The Ideas Man”

If you want to see Shed Simove live at the Edinburgh Festival you can either go to the Belushi’s Bar in Market street Edinburgh until the 30th August 2009 every night at 7pm or you can watch and listen to it live on the webcam in the Bar “BAR WEBCAM”

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FabiToe

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FabiToe
Toe Factor: 5 (You weren’t expecting much were you?)
Favorite Pastime: Shaving chest. Plucking eyebrows.

Fabio had his 15 minutes. They expired many years ago. Aside from appearing in “Dude, Where’s My Car” and appearing on over 250 romance novel covers, Fabio has done almost nothing noteworthy. Yet, almost everyone knows who he is. You have to give the guy credit.

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Ultimate Camel Toe Championship

wwfToe Factor: 9 (2….2…..2 toes in 1)
Seen: L.A…people like these only exist in L.A.

I am going to go out on a limb and suggest that the only heterosexual in this picture is the 2nd guy from the right. If you took the rest of them, and added a few costumes, you would have the Village People.

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Mexican Camel Toe WrestleMania

Toe Factor: Grande

Pay to view at this guy’s Camel Toe as he struggles mightily to contain and tame his unruly scrotum?

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Nutcrackers at Camel Toe, Sweet.

ballet

Toe Factor: 7

These two are on their toes for one reason: otherwise their genitals would be sweeping the floor. What’s particularly alarming is that I’m not sure if the dancer on the right is a man or a woman, if it is a woman then man what a camel toe,

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Camel Toe Luger

Toe Factor: 10 (says so right on the uniform)
Fear Factor: 10 AAAAAAHHHHHHH
Seen: Going back to his job at Home Depot with no
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First off, let’s be clear that the Winter Olympics consists primarily of hobbies for rich white people rather than athletics. I’m not saying that athletic skill isn’t required to perform these functions well…just that they are not sports. Take Luge,

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I’ll be back to be rated as a Moose Knuckle

bodubuilderToe Factor: 6.5
Babe Factor: 8 (she would make me it to a camel toe if it was lower)
Seen: Shaving her back
Favorite Movie: Terminator 2 (Linda Hamilton…mmmmm)

Hey…I always wondered what happened to Joe from that show “The Facts of Life“. Is there anything at all sexy about this woman?

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Soccer Balls, or is it Football, David Beckham Know’s the score!!

Toe Factor: 7
Camel Toe’s state of mind: shocked

Sometimes you see a toe that is so compelling that you need to go in to examine it further. Unfortunately for the guy on the left, the urge struck him in a World Cup Football/soccer contest in front of tens of thousands of drunken fans and televised live to all of those nations who expect the World Bank to forgive their loans.

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U-Toe Basketball

Toe Factor: 8 (it looks like all bag)
Photo Caption: “Look at my eyes. Dont look down.”

Given that we are in the teeth of Toe Madness, we thought we would try to find some related Toe for you. We were frankly hoping for a Florida cheerleader or something.

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