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Lance Toestrong Wannabe in Spandex

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Toe Factor: 7
Wannabe Factor: 10
Seen: Coffee shops, talking about Shimano Alivio Crank set

As horrifying as this may seem right now, fifteen years ago it was acceptable for anyone, no matter the figure, to wear Spandex or “biker” shorts during non-exercising activities.

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State of Beijing China Olympic Swimwear Toe

olympicswimwearToe Factor: 7
Babe Factor ???
Seen: Beijing, China 2008

Here we see swimming champion Lenny Krayzelburg in a Speedo Fastskin FSl1. We’ll be seeing a lot of these suits last Olympics in Athens, on both men and women. I am not sure that this is what Lenny’s parents left the Ukraine for him to become, but here he is, in his late twenties, struggling with a bum shoulder and prancing around like aquaman without a cape. Lenny’s bio is compelling, and he’s had a great career, but he just seems to have some sort of charisma deficit (combined with being in a sport not hugely popular in the US)

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