Retro Toes

Camel toe server hacked

Sorry but the cameltoe server had been hacked, we are trying to get everything sorted but Christmas is not the best time to have these problems, as we have found

Cameltoe will rise from the ashes again

All the bset in 2009 and hopefully we will be here

Regards

The Cameltoe Team



Jamie Lee Curtis 80’s Workout the Camel Toe

jamie lee curtis
Toe Factor: 8
This is Jamie Lee Curtis playing a sloppy-toed aerobics instructor in “Perfect”, which co-starred Travolta before Tarantino saved his career only to let him embarrass himself by becoming a Scientologist. We’re not sure if this photo confirms or dispels the rumor that Jamie is a hermaphrodite with her very own Fish Called Wanda.



Fast Camel Toes at Ridgemont High

phoebe
Toe Factor: 8 (it’s just a way of looking at that toe and saying, “hey bud, let’s party”)
Babe Factor: 10 (let’s keep the focus on Phoebe)

Well, alright Hamilton! We all know Judge Reinhold’s verdict here: GUILTY of TOE in the FIRST DEGREE. We here at The Camel Toe Report affirm the lower court’s decision unanimously. Phoebe made every male born between 1964 and 1971 to a family that kept Vaseline or Lubriderm under the bathroom sink get better acquainted with “Mr. Hand”.



Goldie Hawn

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Toe Factor: 8

It’s an impressive Camel Toe that’s still visible behind a shower curtain. Goldie Hawn is getting to the point where she shouldn’t be trying to be cute anymore, but it’s hard to shift gears from being a slightly older Suzanne Sommers to being a grandmother.