Toe Factor: 8
This is Jamie Lee Curtis playing a sloppy-toed aerobics instructor in “Perfect”, which co-starred Travolta before Tarantino saved his career only to let him embarrass himself by becoming a Scientologist. We’re not sure if this photo confirms or dispels the rumor that Jamie is a hermaphrodite with her very own Fish Called Wanda.

Toe Factor: 8 (it’s just a way of looking at that toe and saying, “hey bud, let’s party”)
Babe Factor: 10 (let’s keep the focus on Phoebe)

Well, alright Hamilton! We all know Judge Reinhold’s verdict here: GUILTY of TOE in the FIRST DEGREE. We here at The Camel Toe Report affirm the lower court’s decision unanimously. Phoebe made every male born between 1964 and 1971 to a family that kept Vaseline or Lubriderm under the bathroom sink get better acquainted with “Mr. Hand”.

Toe Factor: 8

It’s an impressive Camel Toe that’s still visible behind a shower curtain. Goldie Hawn is getting to the point where she shouldn’t be trying to be cute anymore, but it’s hard to shift gears from being a slightly older Suzanne Sommers to being a grandmother.