I have shocked the staff at The Camel Toe Report, by sacking our long time serving photographer Lyle, after blagging a couple of tickets to the Beijing 2008 Olympics, then sneaking him in through the trades man entrance, he is caught by NBC trying to catch Nastia moving her hands to get a quick swatch of her bulge but there is a few thing which annoy me here.

Toe Factor: 10 (attitude enhances toe, as does lightning bolt)
Frequency of saying “fuckin’ A”: OFTEN
Likelihood of owning “And the crade will Rock” on mp3: HIGH

Let’s call this vixen Sha Sha. This photo was taken after her Colgate University tennis team defeated Bucknell in the semifinals of the Patriot League conference championships in 1992. Her teammates referred to her camel toe, draped in it’s unconventional attire (especially for tennis) as her “Colgate smile”. No cavities here….well, okay, maybe one.

Toe Factor: 8 (Camel toe enhanced by sweat)

Jennifer had a hell of a year, with 2 Grand Slams last year. However, here the former teen flameout and onetime pot-smoking kleptomaniac with black nail polish (who, at the time, felt she discovered Led Zeppelin for her generation) is sporting a camel toe that says “take this, dad, you overbearing ’tennis parent’…i’m broadcasting my goods to the free world and there’s nothing you can do about it”.

Toe Factor: 9 (2….2…..2 toes in 1)
Seen: L.A…people like these only exist in L.A.

I am going to go out on a limb and suggest that the only heterosexual in this picture is the 2nd guy from the right. If you took the rest of them, and added a few costumes, you would have the Village People.

Toe Factor: n/a
Seen: Olympic Beach Volleyball
Favorite Band: Phish, Ani DiFranco (but only when she’s pissed at her boyfriend)

At this point, you’re probably asking yourself, “Since when do wedgies pass for camel toes?” Truth is, they don’t. We just thought this was a great picture of a chick directing your attention toward her ass - something I firmly believe all chicks with a decent bumper ought to lend some serious consideration to.

Toe Factor: Grande

Pay to view at this guy’s Camel Toe as he struggles mightily to contain and tame his unruly scrotum?

Toe Factor: 5
Overheard Asking: “Can I Supersize the Grand Slam?”
Seen: Using the bars in the handicap stall for support while taking a dump

Toe Factor: 7

These two are on their toes for one reason: otherwise their genitals would be sweeping the floor. What’s particularly alarming is that I’m not sure if the dancer on the right is a man or a woman, if it is a woman then man what a camel toe,

Toe Factor: 8 (Lovely Round Factor)

OK…the Beijing Camel Toe Olympics are over. Our USA gymnastics scored high on camel toes and low on points, Girls in our eyes you are all winners, you can’t help it if the world hates us, so wear your watch like a Gold medal, it might have been real if the judges were all British and American

Toe Factor: 10 (says so right on the uniform)
Fear Factor: 10 AAAAAAHHHHHHH
Seen: Going back to his job at Home Depot with no
medal

First off, let’s be clear that the Winter Olympics consists primarily of hobbies for rich white people rather than athletics. I’m not saying that athletic skill isn’t required to perform these functions well…just that they are not sports. Take Luge,