Sports camel Toes

Camel Toe Luger

Toe Factor: 10 (says so right on the uniform)
Fear Factor: 10 AAAAAAHHHHHHH
Seen: Going back to his job at Home Depot with no
medal

First off, let’s be clear that the Winter Olympics consists primarily of hobbies for rich white people rather than athletics. I’m not saying that athletic skill isn’t required to perform these functions well…just that they are not sports. Take Luge,

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I’ll be back to be rated as a Moose Knuckle

bodubuilderToe Factor: 6.5
Babe Factor: 8 (she would make me it to a camel toe if it was lower)
Seen: Shaving her back
Favorite Movie: Terminator 2 (Linda Hamilton…mmmmm)

Hey…I always wondered what happened to Joe from that show “The Facts of Life“. Is there anything at all sexy about this woman?

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Maria Butt-yrskaya and her cold Toe

iceskaterToe Factor: 8
Babe Factor: a Flexible 6
Seen: Crying, holding a bouquet of flowers, staring up at the scoreboard
Favorite Movie: Ice Castles (perhaps the worst ever)

Figure skating is pretty close to women’s gymnastics when it comes to Camel Toes and pissing me off. The scoring is so obviously biased (9.6, 9.6, 9.8, and a 7.5 from the Russian judge).

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The New LPGA not quiet a Camel Toe

Toe Factor: 0
Babe Factor: experienced 10
Toe Innuendo: 10
While technically not a Camel toe, we know you’ll forgive us for posting this. Here we can see the dramatic measures the LPGA is taking to distance

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Camel Toe Muscles from Brussels

Toe Factor: 7
Babe Factor: 3
Grand Slams: 3
One thing Justine will never be able to give me is a Henin-Hard on. She just doesn’t do it for me. At least, not when you compare her to some of the other women on Tour.

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Soccer Balls, or is it Football, David Beckham Know’s the score!!

Toe Factor: 7
Camel Toe’s state of mind: shocked

Sometimes you see a toe that is so compelling that you need to go in to examine it further. Unfortunately for the guy on the left, the urge struck him in a World Cup Football/soccer contest in front of tens of thousands of drunken fans and televised live to all of those nations who expect the World Bank to forgive their loans.

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U-Toe Basketball

Toe Factor: 8 (it looks like all bag)
Photo Caption: “Look at my eyes. Dont look down.”

Given that we are in the teeth of Toe Madness, we thought we would try to find some related Toe for you. We were frankly hoping for a Florida cheerleader or something.

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Toebacco Road, God bless Tivo

duke_boohoo

Toe Factor: 5 (nice keyhole)
Wuss Factor: 10
Favorite Duke Alum: Wojo

Here we have two of my favorite things in the world: The Cameltoe Report aka The Toe, and a crybaby Duke fan stepping up to the mike. God bless Tivo for making images like this possible.

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Lure Toe with a Hypnotic Incantation

luretoe

Toe Factor: 5

Babe Factor: Fishy 5
Seen: ESPN daytime fishing shows

I’m sure I don’t need to tell all of the self assured heterosexual men reading this, but for all the others, this woman is holding a giant Rebel Pop R lure, model # G254 in the green perch pattern.

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Maria Shara Camel Toe va

Camel Toe Factor:8
Babe Factor:7

This is a great Camel Toe shot. Something about a misaligned tan-line is very sexy. This generation of Russian/eastern-European Tennis pros has game. And I’m saying that without knowing the slightest bit about any of their tennis skills.

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