Toe Factor: 10 (attitude enhances toe, as does lightning bolt)
Frequency of saying “fuckin’ A”: OFTEN
Likelihood of owning “And the crade will Rock” on mp3: HIGH

Let’s call this vixen Sha Sha. This photo was taken after her Colgate University tennis team defeated Bucknell in the semifinals of the Patriot League conference championships in 1992. Her teammates referred to her camel toe, draped in it’s unconventional attire (especially for tennis) as her “Colgate smile”. No cavities here….well, okay, maybe one.

Toe Factor: 8 (Camel toe enhanced by sweat)

Jennifer had a hell of a year, with 2 Grand Slams last year. However, here the former teen flameout and onetime pot-smoking kleptomaniac with black nail polish (who, at the time, felt she discovered Led Zeppelin for her generation) is sporting a camel toe that says “take this, dad, you overbearing ’tennis parent’…i’m broadcasting my goods to the free world and there’s nothing you can do about it”.

Toe Factor: 7
Babe Factor: 3
Grand Slams: 3
One thing Justine will never be able to give me is a Henin-Hard on. She just doesn’t do it for me. At least, not when you compare her to some of the other women on Tour.

Camel Toe Factor:8
Babe Factor:7

This is a great Camel Toe shot. Something about a misaligned tan-line is very sexy. This generation of Russian/eastern-European Tennis pros has game. And I’m saying that without knowing the slightest bit about any of their tennis skills.