Toe Factor: 7
Wannabe Factor: 10
Seen: Coffee shops, talking about Shimano Alivio Crank set

As horrifying as this may seem right now, fifteen years ago it was acceptable for anyone, no matter the figure, to wear Spandex or “biker” shorts during non-exercising activities.

Toe Factor: 7 (…fruit factor included)
Babe Factor: 0, although a little fruity
seen: next to the plums in any Walmart

There’s always been a tension between evolution and religion, but recently divinity scholars and scientists have been perplexed to find themselves with more in common than ever before. Scientists have always believed there was a big bang, followed by plankton and sea life and ultimately land-based life, which included humans on top of the food chain…