Toe Factor: 10

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This hot and sexy Euro Camel Toe babe is showing how she look wearing different kinds of lingerie, and teasing you in the process.

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Toe Factor: 10
Beers/day: 10
Brilliance of creating “Girls gone Wild”: 10
Brilliance of getting Snoop Dogg to host “GGW”: 10

Spring Break is something that I will never get too old to enjoy watching on MTV. I fully expect to be watching it in diapers in an assisted living facility in 2044. I don’t even think that in college I’d have actually wanted to go to South Padre Island or Daytona Beach, but my vicarious pleasure in witnessing it never wanes. I particularly like it when MTV follows a group of guys and a group of girls for the week and chronicles their hook-ups, puking, body shots and other assorted activities.

Toe Factor: 10 (attitude enhances toe, as does lightning bolt)
Frequency of saying “fuckin’ A”: OFTEN
Likelihood of owning “And the crade will Rock” on mp3: HIGH

Let’s call this vixen Sha Sha. This photo was taken after her Colgate University tennis team defeated Bucknell in the semifinals of the Patriot League conference championships in 1992. Her teammates referred to her camel toe, draped in it’s unconventional attire (especially for tennis) as her “Colgate smile”. No cavities here….well, okay, maybe one.

Toe Factor: 8

It’s spring break time again. Unfortunately, Tammi here won’t be participating. You see, students of junior colleges like Santa Rosa JC and College of Marin (aka First Unified College of Kentfield) don’t get “Spring Breaks”. Instead, they go “tubin’ on the Russian”. Tammi, eager for her associate degree in Dental Science next year is taking advantage of the speed of the new online registration to go play in the river for a day.

Toe Factor: 4 (not great toe, but cmon…)
Seen: Cirque de No Way

Starbucks and coffee have come a long way. We used to order coffee by saying “Coffee please”. Now we have to indicate size, type of milk used, and blend, all while speaking Italian.

Toe Factor: High (proceed with caution)

Here at The Camel Toe Report we try to come up with inane little quips about funny pictures. We try to make some social commentary along the way as well, when our little minds are functioning at their best.

Toe Factor:9 (Her tampons are trained in spelunking)
Favorite Movie: “Ya Ya…” all Southern women love Ya Ya

We have here a good example of the new generation of female country singers. When we were growing up, there wasn’t a single hot woman in country music. They all looked like truck drivers. Bad hair. Wide body. Terrible fashion.

Toe Factor: 8 (with a 2 handicap for the far right one)
Seen: Pebble, Nantucket Golf, Winged Foot, Pinehurst

We were told that this Camel toe photo was taken at a charity golf tournament. Where does one find courses with trashy women such as these? Portland, Oregon?

Toe Factor: 9

Some of us have never seen this show, but that doesn’t hinder our appreciation for this specimen. The toe is highlighted by a bikini that looks like it’s made out of yarn or string and is some boner-inducing variety of macramé.

Toe Factor: 8
Babe Factor:7

Wow. This is a surprise. In over the years we’ve gone from the Taliban to the Toe-liban. This woman is not really that hot, but given the geopolitical backdrop she is impressive.