Female 18 to 30

Oksana Baiul with Her Chihuahuas

Toe Factor: 5
Babe Factor: 7
Seen: cleaning sh*t from her dog bag

Here we see Russian figure skating champion and AA poster child Oksana Baiul after having her breasts replaced with Chihuahuas and her lovely Camel Toe.

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Junior Mafia Toe aka Lil’ Kimal Toe

Toe Factor: 10 (this is strong… to very strong)
Babe Factor: 7
Seen: Getting robbed at JFK

Lil’ Kim is far too talented to continue to rely on her trashy image. Her early work with Biggie Smalls was legendary (“Get Money” is a classic….own it).

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Maria Shara Camel Toe va

Camel Toe Factor:8
Babe Factor:7

This is a great Camel Toe shot. Something about a misaligned tan-line is very sexy. This generation of Russian/eastern-European Tennis pros has game. And I’m saying that without knowing the slightest bit about any of their tennis skills.

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Private Energy, more fool me.

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Toe Factor:- T-Boy 0 + a swollen 7 + defined 8 + wide 5 + lopsided 5

Babe Factor:- drunken 5 + 7 + 6 + 7 + dirty 10

Seen:- therapist couch & casting couches across Amsterdam

I thought energy companies had become clever marketeers

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Umbrella Toe, Know the Toe Sponsorship Plea

Toe Factor: 8 (nice outline, mediocre separation)
Babe Factor:
mildly moist
Favorite Movie:
Fast & the Furious (underrated)

Before I forget, when you watch “The Fast & the Furious”, you may notice that one of the cops is Ted Levine who plays Buffalo Bill,

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Little Hussie with her honey pot

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Toe Factor: 8
Babe Factor: 3
Seen: Food courts, arcades, Franz’s house
Favorite: Bon Jovi, Baraka

This little hussie is more woman than her 18 years would indicate. Do not be fooled by the 1989 acid-washed jeans. She only wears them because they have shrunken into a fine display case for her toe. This photo was taken just after she got off work at Chuck E. Cheese

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Red Bull Toe

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Toe Factor: 7 (but you are wide awake to notice it)
Babe Factor: 5&5 higher after a few red bull and vodkas 10&10
Seen: Raves and glam rock concerts
I am not sure how many of you have had the distinct pleasure of drinking several Red Bull and Vodkas.

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Talkie Toe

cheerleaderToe Factor: 7
Babe Factor: 8
Seen at: Truck Feast hanging out a big rigs window

This hottie looks a little bit like Elizabeth Berkeley from SAVED BY THE BELL and, of course, SHOWGIRLS. I’m not sure what the 1992 World Bowl is but from the signature/logo it might actually have been an international cameltoe tournament.

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